Quiz~

HAHA, random-ing..

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.

IF AN ANNOYING PERSON SAYS :

1) I am cute..
who..?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
whaat? who you talking ’bout?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
in suckerland?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
wow. you’re SO good in lang arts that you use “thingy”

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
nope, i dont know you

IF AN ANNOYING PRETTY WOMAN/HANDSOME GUY SAYS :
1) I know you like me.
well, your knowledge’s HORRIBLE

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
you’re mental. i’m looking at the animals..

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
do i look like i wanna be YOUR type? EW

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will fetch you home!
fetch me homw then

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
so? you’re pretty/handsome, and you make people hate yourself!

IF AN ANNOYING EXTREMELY UGLY WOMAN/MAN SAYS :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
ooooh, do i know you?

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
here..999

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
it’s 11.59.59 am

4) What do you like about me?
hmmm

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!! but i dun like ya.

IF YOUR ENEMY SAYS :

1) Hi bitch!
Hi ocean!

2) You smell like shit!

haha. i dunno how shit smell like lerhs. but you do..?

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
yeah. at being STUPID

4) What an ugly creature you are!
in the englishlanguage, theres a word called “uglier”
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
ohkayy. you’ll catapult me to the finishing line~

IF YOUR ANNOYING EX SAYS :

1) I still love you…
and do i know you

2) I know you still love me!
well….i have a number for an elementary school kindergaRETN…wait arhs
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
ooh, back where?

4) Please call me…
i dont have your phoneno.

5) The break up hurts me so much..
so? you’re thick-skinned

IF AN ANNOYING SALESPERSON SAYS :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
and i suppose, why are you selling me BEAUTY cosmetics.

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
then i dun want buy the product le..

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
i bet they’re FAKE

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
i no moneyy..

DONE.